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How to Install a Hillbilly Security System

Scott • Nov 02, 2021

Here at First Solutions Inc. we always offer options to our clients. In case the most modern, high tech security system isn’t for you, here’s another options that’s been popular in the past:

  1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
  2. Place them on the front porch along with a “Guns & Ammo” magazine.
  3. Place giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
  4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

DiAnna Ann,
      Me, Johnny and Toothless Tony went for more ammo and beer. Be back soon. Don’t mess with the dogs. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all of ’em in the house. Better wait outside!
                                                                                   Be right back…..Scooter

kkOr, if you prefer, your trusted security team is here for you, providing the following and making sure you’re secure:

  • Residential and Commercial Security Monitoring
  • Cat 5 Cabling
  • CCTV
  • Access Control/Keyless Entry

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